Obama resigned

The sad tale of how Barrack Obama resigned.

The day of the loss
There was a power struggle in the White House break room today. Hilary Clinton wanted to change the channel on the TV, but Barrack was like "Nah, it ain't happenin'" They wrestled for a good minute before Hilary emerged the victor. Obama stormed out of the room and issued a press release moments later.

"My..uh..fellow americans.. Today.. marks the day that..uh.. I lost. The struggle was too great..the losses too many. Today I say goodbye..uh..and good night."